“Don’t Touch My Stuff!”

Many of you have seen our new “Don’t Touch My Stuff” kid’s T-shirts by now. Many of you have complained that they were available only in kid sizes. Many of you tried to squeeze yourselves into these kid sizes and sadly, many of you were disappointed with the results. Folks, we do listen. We feel your pain and we’re trying to help here.

So we have printed up a batch of “Don’t Touch My Stuff” T-shirts in Adult sizes! Supplies are limited so act now! Don’t be left out! Be the first Adult on your block to sport a new “Don’t Touch My Stuff” Trout T-shirt! You’ll be the envy of everyone in your neighborhood. By the way, we don’t want to scare you, but there’s only 91 days left until Christmas. That’s not ‘shopping days’, because every day is a shopping day in our modern world. Still, don’t you think that a “Don’t Touch My Stuff” T-shirt would be a lovely outfit to wear as you open up your other presents?

Troutfully yours,

Keith and Ezra